chris rock live

i saw chris rock in action tonight, and besides laughing my ass off for two hours, i have to say, i learned a few things:

1. dick is a bad investment because it is free and because there is nothing that dries up a pussy faster than a woman reaching for her wallet. never pay for shit.

2. while women cannot regress in terms of lifestyle, men cannot regress in terms of sex. never do anything in bed that you are not willing to do every day from then on.

3. a woman cannot be president because she will declare war once a month when she is on her period. (ok, i must say that hillary clinton would likely use the anger and frustration of pms to wage war on republicans and bush policies, not other nations... so in this case, a woman should be president..... ALSO this is not a political blog, so let me take this rare opportunity to just say that john mccain is the stupidest mother fucker to ever walk the face of the earth... after george w. of course) ... ok, thanks... back to being legendary.