lawyers, ewe...

my friend who happens to be a lawyer must have a lot of influence over me... or he's just a convincing writer... because i don't like lawyers anymore... i gotta find another profession that's "hot" ... here's what he wrote me earlier:

Corporate law is of course a million times worse, because you are essentially a top-ranking servant to the elite... it's the reality - upwards of 90% of legal services are used by the richest 10%. So as one of these guys, you get to really sacrifice your life - that's why corp lawyers are petty, nasty, shallow, and never at home - to make the wealthy wealthier, while getting scraps from their tables. Oooh, you get paid $500k a year after slaving away for 5-10 years? That's chump change for the people you slave for...

Worst is when lawyers put on airs because of their position in society. I guess house negros put on airs before the field negros, and butlers put on airs before the maids... Also when they think they are intelligent because they know their one area of law well - bravo you fuck. What lawyer throughout all of history is known and loved today for a lasting contribution to humanity? Veblen's right, lawyers are only highly regarded because they feed off of society's owners, and display a little bit of barbarian warrior traits that humans still haven't learned not to respect.

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anyway, as of right now, i'm only attracted to guys who have nice pads, work miracles in the kitchen, know wines, and create earthquakes in bed... i may need to move to italy... well, for the earthquakes i'll just stay in l.a. and learn how to swim.

lawyers, mmm...

i actually don't think david beckham is attractive at all.. that's why i took that old post down.. at the time, i just felt like creating scandal... beckham is actually skinny and he plays soccer for los angeles. what an idiot, he gave up on europe, the soccer capitol of the world, for hollywood. i'd like to puke on him and that spice girl with the nose job he's married to.

i recently told a good friend who also happens to be a lawyer, that i am mostly attracted to men who are lawyers, of any profession... holding personality, looks, charm, cooking abilities, bedroom abilities, and all other variables constant... and his response/advice was legendary, which is why it belongs on adayinthelifeofalegend...

"Don't think that lawyers are hot, unless they are rock star lawyers from legal aid, CCR, or ACLU... But corporate lawyers make the best husbands - they're boring and nasty petty people, but they make decent money and are never at home ;)

wait, hold it, hang on, okay: AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...