Monday, July 28, 2008

lawyers, mmm...

i actually don't think david beckham is attractive at all.. that's why i took that old post down.. at the time, i just felt like creating scandal... beckham is actually skinny and he plays soccer for los angeles. what an idiot, he gave up on europe, the soccer capitol of the world, for hollywood. i'd like to puke on him and that spice girl with the nose job he's married to.

i recently told a good friend who also happens to be a lawyer, that i am mostly attracted to men who are lawyers, of any profession... holding personality, looks, charm, cooking abilities, bedroom abilities, and all other variables constant... and his response/advice was legendary, which is why it belongs on adayinthelifeofalegend...

"Don't think that lawyers are hot, unless they are rock star lawyers from legal aid, CCR, or ACLU... But corporate lawyers make the best husbands - they're boring and nasty petty people, but they make decent money and are never at home ;)

wait, hold it, hang on, okay: AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...

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