incomprehensible sense of self

sometimes we women cannot stop looking at a guy because we are amazed at what a douchebag he is, but he somehow interprets it in his mind that we are checking him out, which visibly affects his mannerisms, by which he begins to exaggerate whatever he was doing in the first place to make us jaw-droppingly stare in disgust. lesson: if you are a douchebag, a woman is staring at you thinking precisely that.