as an expression of positivity

i have to say, i love old friends, new friends, and the prospect of acquaintances and strangers becoming close friends.

... life without good friends is the least legendary of all.

something i've never heard before

i was told yesterday that "the sun shines out of my ass."
hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
i have never heard this phrase before, and neither have my friends.
furthermore, this person was "blindsighted" by it ... (an incorrect use of a word - can you turn me off any more?)
i believe he meant blind-sided... wow, what did he expect, given the circumstances?
and i just found out that he is a supporter of mccain!!!!!!! this is the most preposterous of all, especially since he told me he voted for obama...
a friend was kind enough to explain it to me: he was only trying to get into your pants.
HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA. ewe.

the tables have turned

and it doesn't feel good, like i thought it would. i had wished for it, prayed for it, cried for it, and waited, and waited ... funny how that happens ... the tables always turn too late ... it's just too late darling, your chances have passed.

life without la leyenda

is not legendary at all.

things that make me chuckle in mischievous delight

..... ok.. wait.. this would be revealing too much about the inner workings of my legendary mind... so... nevermind..

facebook is dangerous

i've taken my blog link off of my facebook page... i've been meeting some new people lately (and you know that the first thing people say nowadays when they want to maintain contact with you is, "you should add me on facebook") and i don't want them to know that i'm so legendary just yet... i'll let it hit them out of the blue, suddenly, one day, when they least expect it. you never want to reveal too much right away... legends are mysterious.

incomprehensible sense of self

sometimes we women cannot stop looking at a guy because we are amazed at what a douchebag he is, but he somehow interprets it in his mind that we are checking him out, which visibly affects his mannerisms, by which he begins to exaggerate whatever he was doing in the first place to make us jaw-droppingly stare in disgust. lesson: if you are a douchebag, a woman is staring at you thinking precisely that.