it's been a while

i haven't blogged in the longest time, but today's events warrant a blog.... today i dealt with the most shady, ignorant, close-minded, and foul individual living in the united states, and she is no republican. she knows who she is, the only thing that comforts me is how badly she embarrassed herself just by being herself. btw, learn to spell the strong words you use, and while you are looking words up in a dictionary to find the correct spelling, look them up in an encyclopedia too, so you learn a thing or two, ignorant loser.

Sarah Palin...

is the dumbest lipstick-wearing bitch on the face of the planet. go read a book dumb fuck.

Jon Stewart...

makes me wanna touch myself. hahaha.

lawyers, ewe...

my friend who happens to be a lawyer must have a lot of influence over me... or he's just a convincing writer... because i don't like lawyers anymore... i gotta find another profession that's "hot" ... here's what he wrote me earlier:

Corporate law is of course a million times worse, because you are essentially a top-ranking servant to the elite... it's the reality - upwards of 90% of legal services are used by the richest 10%. So as one of these guys, you get to really sacrifice your life - that's why corp lawyers are petty, nasty, shallow, and never at home - to make the wealthy wealthier, while getting scraps from their tables. Oooh, you get paid $500k a year after slaving away for 5-10 years? That's chump change for the people you slave for...

Worst is when lawyers put on airs because of their position in society. I guess house negros put on airs before the field negros, and butlers put on airs before the maids... Also when they think they are intelligent because they know their one area of law well - bravo you fuck. What lawyer throughout all of history is known and loved today for a lasting contribution to humanity? Veblen's right, lawyers are only highly regarded because they feed off of society's owners, and display a little bit of barbarian warrior traits that humans still haven't learned not to respect.

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anyway, as of right now, i'm only attracted to guys who have nice pads, work miracles in the kitchen, know wines, and create earthquakes in bed... i may need to move to italy... well, for the earthquakes i'll just stay in l.a. and learn how to swim.

lawyers, mmm...

i actually don't think david beckham is attractive at all.. that's why i took that old post down.. at the time, i just felt like creating scandal... beckham is actually skinny and he plays soccer for los angeles. what an idiot, he gave up on europe, the soccer capitol of the world, for hollywood. i'd like to puke on him and that spice girl with the nose job he's married to.

i recently told a good friend who also happens to be a lawyer, that i am mostly attracted to men who are lawyers, of any profession... holding personality, looks, charm, cooking abilities, bedroom abilities, and all other variables constant... and his response/advice was legendary, which is why it belongs on adayinthelifeofalegend...

"Don't think that lawyers are hot, unless they are rock star lawyers from legal aid, CCR, or ACLU... But corporate lawyers make the best husbands - they're boring and nasty petty people, but they make decent money and are never at home ;)

wait, hold it, hang on, okay: AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...

i finally saw George Michael in concert

tonight at the L.A. forum ... and let me just say that i would $@#& %!*# for another set of tickets to his next show.

ewe, i'm totally kidding... but the concert was fucking fantastic! i now melt over british accents ... and deep, sexy voices.

George Michael's voice is heaven.

C.O.L.M.

another one i have to hand to la leyenda... Legends don't have birthdays, we have COLMs - Celebration Of Life Month... and for me, that's June...

the most fucked up thing about men

men absolutely do not want to be treated like meat (if a woman treats a man like meat, he will be completely turned off and worse, his dick will go on strike)... but to men, it is perfectly ok to treat women like meat... ok to the point that it doesn't even strike them that they are doing it.

and that double standard my friends, is the most fucked up thing about guys.

they just like the chase

la leyenda explained it best ... "it's like the stray cat that comes by your door because you put out some milk. but then as soon as you go out to try to pet it, it runs away." ... he'd rather be out chasing a mouse.
lesson: stay away from stray cats... at least if you value your time, your energy, and ultimately yourself.
instead, go to the local animal shelter, and adopt a puppy.....
puppies want to be loved.

as an expression of positivity

i have to say, i love old friends, new friends, and the prospect of acquaintances and strangers becoming close friends.

... life without good friends is the least legendary of all.